April 1, 1498
If only there was an easy antidote to the poison spread by the gentiles… I can no longer travel from town to town without a mob of dissenters forming. They shout allegations based on no fact whatsoever – no doubt the presence of the conversos still lingers. After all I have done for them! I fear three hundred men may not be enough to protect me – I went to Isabella for additional bodyguards, but she claimed it was all in my head. Maybe I will take her advice and retire to my monastery… Yes, I think my old joints would like that.
The will of God,
Tomas de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor
July 31, 1495
It brings a smile to my face to think of what happened on this day three years ago.
“…persons of learning and wisdom of our Council, having taken deliberation about this matter, resolve to order the said Jews and Jewesses of our kingdoms to depart and never to return or come back to them or to any of them.” – Edict of Expulsion
Are they not the most gratifying words ever to be read? Just like that, so many of our problems disappeared. Think of all of the lives saved from the eternal fires. Heretics still exist, but these I can deal with separately.
So where do the Jews prowl now? It is easy enough to find them, for they bemoan their self-inflicted exodus. Let it be known that we did not simply release them to corrupt fellow Christians in other kingdoms. Our King (God bless) has long since barred the gentiles from trading gold and silver. Therefore they left our dominion with raw goods – hopefully making it more difficult for them to bribe honest fellows.
Still, many managed to slink into Portugal under the nose of the greedy King John. He dealt with them not a year later…He was perhaps a bit harsh with the children, but it is the will of God. Others went to Mohammedan kingdoms, where they starved outside city walls begging to be let in. Honestly, what can one expect from gentiles – They have loyalty not to God, not to others, but only to themselves.
The rest sailed off into the Mediterranean, where some were robbed and abandoned in the sea. The survivors made it to Italia, where – I kid you not – they were welcomed by several kings. They now enjoy heightened positions over the hardworking Christians and write blasphemy about our country. It is not enough to rid Jews from our kingdom – we must rid them from the world.
The will of God,
Tomas de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor
April 16, 1492
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I cannot possibly communicate in words how much I detest The Abrabanel. He threatens to undermine EVERYTHING I have been working for. A man with so much wealth surely chooses to serve money instead of the Lord. He may continue attempting to bribe the court, but I will ensure no one takes his blood money.
Judas sold his Master for thirty pieces of silver…and my monarchs are about to sell him for thirty thousand. I think I will tell them as much, directly to their faces if I must.
The will of God,
Tomas de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor
March 31, 1492
The most venerated and resolute words ever to be written shall be released to the world today! Generations from now the blessed will look back and see where it all started. The tempters, the Jews, will be expelled by the end of the summer. I knew our King and Queen (God bless) would not fall into the hands of the devil like so many before them. I know it seems like we are just handing the problem to someone else, but soon I hope they will take the same precautions as us. And so on and so on, until the Jews have nowhere to go but the bottom of the ocean. The Moors will follow.
It shall be hanging in all the markets of the kingdom, but lest ye miss it…The Edict of Expulsion!

I have so many places to be at once – it might be a while before I can write again.
The will of God,
Tomas de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor
November 17, 1491
“Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city.”
The Jews grow more malicious by the day, and I fear there is little more we can do to spare them and ourselves. We must take back our country.
To those of you that are not 100% behind the cause, I must direct you to a most singular incident. Not long ago, a group of Jews seized a Christian boy in the small town of La Guardia and murdered him by means of crucifixion. They drained his blood and cut out his heart. Then they attempted to perform the most diabolical black magic. They wished all of us dead, my fellows. It is only by the will of God that we did not die in our sleep.
Time and time again we have shown the Jews mercy and kindness. Yet they repay us by murdering holy men in the house of the Lord (Pedro de Arbues, RIP) and torturing innocent children. There is only one option now. This country is not big enough for both of us.
The will of God,
Tomas de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor
October 23, 1483
How entertaining it is to look back on my days as a young monk. I will admit that I was a bright boy, but also a whelp. For those of you who have not yet heard, I was recently promoted to Grand Inquisitor by the generous Pope Sixtus IV. He needed some prompting…but it is the will of God.
My dear followers of Christ, there may be some unpleasant changes in our kingdom. For too long the conversos have been left to their own devices. All too often they commit acts of sacrilege, dragging down innocents with them. It is time to root out the scourge of the New Christians. Does the Bible not say,
“And if thy right hand offend thee, cut if off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.”
Therefore I ask you, Sons and Daughters, to search for the blights among you. Do not be afraid to report even your neighbor to your local inquisitor. Surely you will be rewarded in the kingdom of heaven.
The will of God,
Tomas de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor
March 14, 1462
Hello, I am Tomas de Torquemada. I decided to take up this blog because…well, I’m not really into social networking. The other monks say the only person on my friends list would be Jesus Christ…heh heh. They’re funny guys. Anyway, I’ll write some ideas down here. It’s safer than using pen and paper – the ol’ friars don’t know how to turn on a computer yet.
You know, the friars are always teaching us about devotion to God. They say the purity of Spain is threatened and it’s up to us to save her. The other monks lap it all up, of course. But I wonder – How? Obviously, if you want spiritual purity you have to get rid of all other religions. Here in Spain (for my international readers) we have three major groups: The Christians (that’s me and a bunch of other people), the Moors (followers of Muhammad), and the Jews. So if we get rid of the Moors and Jews, which is easy enough I’m sure, we’ll achieve purity.
Except…there’s been some conversion stuff going on for a while. Now we have three groups within just Christianity: the Muslim converts, the Jewish converts, and normal Christians. I’ve noticed some highly suspicious activities among these converts – people gathering in groups on Fridays, a woman passing over a perfectly good piece of pork at the market, etc. These people are the real threat to purity. It’s better to have three distinct groups than one muddy mixed group. If I was in charge, I would go after these…conversos.
I’m meeting a little princess tomorrow. If all goes well I might become her confessor. The other monks are making jokes that aren’t funny at all.